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Corporate Gift Cards

March 28th, 2017

When you want to reward someone for a job well done, but don’t trust their ability to choose how to spend it.

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Associate Geometry

March 4th, 2017

Circle of friends? I can’t even draw a line.

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Exasperated Thought of the Day

October 3rd, 2015

With some people, an instant message conversation makes one long for the speed-riddled days of the telegram.

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You’ve Heard of Rocket Surgery…

October 2nd, 2015

For the always repeating problems at work (like a project manager asking how long something will take that no one has ever done before), I give you a new phrase for the masses…

Groundhog Day on Elm Street™.

Your welcome 🙂

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Consulting

January 27th, 2015

Dealing with a lot of experts in auto-cranial-colonic integration these days.

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What did one Web Developer Say to Another?

July 13th, 2013

You can do whatever floats your div.

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New Word of the Day: geekzer

June 8th, 2013

geekzer: one who has grey hair and deeply skilled and/or knowledgeable in areas not understood by mundanes.

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Stynchronicity:

May 24th, 2013

The act of farting at the same time as the dog.

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Quantum Endeavors

May 20th, 2013

An optimist assumes that an endeavor will be successful.

A pessimist assumes it will fail. A realist does not assume.

The realist sees (or, more correctly, doesn’t see) the outcome of an endeavor just as Schrödinger saw his cat, where the endeavor has both succeeded and failed and the quantum realities do not collapse until the end of the endeavor is passed.

This is why realists often accomplish more while suffering more stomach aches.

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Out of the Mouths of Boys

April 28th, 2013

From my tweenage son (who saw it on Facebook):

Once a month girls should with the same warning label on games rated M for violence, language and blood.

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