With some people, an instant message conversation makes one long for the speed-riddled days of the telegram.
For the always repeating problems at work (like a project manager asking how long something will take that no one has ever done before), I give you a new phrase for the masses…
Groundhog Day on Elm Street™.
Dealing with a lot of experts in auto-cranial-colonic integration these days.
You can do whatever floats your div.
geekzer: one who has grey hair and deeply skilled and/or knowledgeable in areas not understood by mundanes.
The act of farting at the same time as the dog.
An optimist assumes that an endeavor will be successful.
A pessimist assumes it will fail. A realist does not assume.
The realist sees (or, more correctly, doesn’t see) the outcome of an endeavor just as Schrödinger saw his cat, where the endeavor has both succeeded and failed and the quantum realities do not collapse until the end of the endeavor is passed.
This is why realists often accomplish more while suffering more stomach aches.
From my tweenage son (who saw it on Facebook):
Once a month girls should with the same warning label on games rated M for violence, language and blood.
If you find yourself falling and someone else’s life flashes before your eyes. Extra credit if it is the life of a fictional character because you don’t know anyone interesting, either.