Blonde LotteryA blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there’s a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor-home!”
The waitress says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch. But the blonde keeps on screaming, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!”
Finally, the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You couldn’t have possibly won a motor home because we didn’t have that as a prize.”
The blonde says, “No, it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motor home!” And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads…
“W I N A B A G E L”
I just pass them on, I don’t write them……..