The Hormone HostageThe following is a warning I received today 
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
| DANGEROUS | SAFER | SAFEST | ULTRA SAFE |
| What’s for dinner? | Can I help you with dinner? | Where would you like to go for dinner? | Here, have some wine. |
| Are you wearing that? | Wow, you sure look good in brown! | WOW! Look at you! | Here, have some wine |
| What are you so worked up about? | Could we be overreacting? | Here’s my paycheck. | Here, have some wine. |
| Should you be eating that? | You know, there are a lot of apples left. | Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? | Here, have some wine. |
| What did you DO all day? | I hope you didn’t over-do it today. | I’ve always loved you in that robe! | Here, have some more wine. |
13 Things PMS Stands For:
- Pass My Shotgun
- Psychotic Mood Shift
- Perpetual Munching Spree
- Puffy Mid-Section
- People Make me Sick
- Provide Me with Sweets
- Pardon My Sobbing
- Pimples May Surface
- Pass My Sweat pants
- Pissy Mood Syndrome
- Plainly; Men Suck
- Pack My Stuff
- Potential Murder Suspect (my favorite one)
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
…Or men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks …. but Chocolate SINGS!!!