A man and a woman who have never met before, but who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly – he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am I hate to bother you but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
I have a better idea ” she replied, “Just for tonight, lets pretend we are married “.
“Wow, that’s a great idea” he exclaimed.
“Good ” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted…
