- Boston cream pie is a cake.
- Frappes have ice cream; milk shakes don’t.
- Chowdah does not come with tomatoes.
- Soda is club soda. Pop is Dad. If it’s fizzy and flavored, it’s tonic.
- When we mean tonic water, we say tonic water.
- Scrod is whatever they tell you it is, usually fish.
- If you paid more than $6 a pound, you got scrod.
- It ain’t a water fountain, it’s a bubblah.
- Brown bread comes in a can. You open both ends, push it out, heat it and eat it with baked beans.
- They’re hot dogs. Franks were people who lived in France in the ninth century.
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