11 years in the state, and I still felt like a foreigner…gee, I miss those folks!
- You think of Philadelphia as the “deep south.”
- You think it’s your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.
- You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R).
- You think three straight days of 90+ is a heat wave.
- All your pets are named after Celtic hall of famers.
- You refer to 6 inches of snow as a “dusting.”
- Just hearing the words “New York” puts you in an angry frenzy.
- You don’t think you have an attitude.
- You know the significance of 1918.
- Everything in town is “a five minute walk.”
- When out of town, you think the natives of the area you’re visiting are all whacked
- You still can’t bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.
- You have no idea what the word compromise means.
- You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
- You don’t realize that you talk twice as fast as everyone else.
- You’re anal, neurotic, spasmatic and stubborn.
- You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.
- Your favorite adverb is “wicked.”
- You think 63-degree ocean water is warm.
- You think the Kennedy’s are misunderstood.
- You say you went to Dahtmouth and you mean the state college in southahn Massachusetts.
- You can’t say the name Bill Bucknah without some sort of expletive preceding, following, or coming between his name (or all three).
- You considah any trip outside 495 going abroad.
- You have nevah been outside route 495.
- You have nevah used a turn signal.
- You have a mullet cut.
- You know what town the automile is in–and which cah dealah says “Come on down!!” You like this site.
- Drinkin’ th2Fli>
- You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
- You don’t realize that you talk twice as fast as everyone else.
- You’re anal, neurotic, spasmatic and stubborn.
- You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.
- Your favorite adverb is “wicked.”
- You think 63-degree ocean water is warm.
- You think the Kennedy’s are misunderstood.
- You say you went to Dahtmouth and you mean the state college in southahn Massachusetts.
- You can’t say the name Bill Bucknah without some sort of expletive preceding, following, or coming between his name (or all three).
- You considah any trip outside 495 going abroad.
- You have nevah been outside route 495.
- You have nevah used a turn signal.
- You have a mullet cut.
- You know what town the automile is in–and which cah dealah says “Come on down!!” You like this site.
- Drinkin’ the good shit means Cooahs instead of Cooahs Lite.
