In The Beginning There Was The Plan.
And Then Came The Assumptions.
And The Assumptions Were Without Form.
And The Plan Was Completely Without Substance.
This Brought The Darkness Onto The Face Of The Workers.
And They Spoketh Amongst Themselves Saying,
“It Is A Crock Of Shit And It Stinketh”.
And the Workers Went Unto Their Supervisors and Sayeth,
“It Is A Pail Of Dung And None May Abide Its Strength”
And The Supervisors Went Unto Their Managers And Sayeth Unto Them,
“It Is A Container Of Excrement And It Is Very Strong, Such That None
May Abide Its Strength”
And The Managers Went Unto Their Directors And Sayeth Unto Them,
“It Is A Vessel Of Fertilizer, And None May Abide Its Strength”.
And The Directors Spoketh Amongst Themselves Saying To One Another,
“It Contains That Which Aids Plant Growth, And It Is Very Strong”.
And The Directors Went Unto The Vice Presidents And Sayeth Unto Them,
“It Promotes Growth And Is Very Powerful”.
And The Vice Presidents Went Unto The President And Sayeth Unto Him,
“This New Plan Will Actively Promote The Growth And Efficiency Of This
Company, And Labor Cannot Dispute It”.
And The President Looked Upon The Plan And Saw That It Was Good.
And The Plan Became Policy.
And This Is How Shit Happens.
