- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!
- God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
- I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
- I wasn’t born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
- Keep honking while I reload.
- Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
- Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
- Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it’s an amusement park.
- EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.
- Your child may be an honor student but you’re still an idiot.
- If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
- Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
- Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
- Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
- Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
- My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her…or something like that.
- Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
- Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
- If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.
- Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
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