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Kids 1, 2 and 3 (part 2)

1st baby – You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby – You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby – You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

Going Out
1st baby – The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
2nd baby – Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby – You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home
1st baby – You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby – You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn’t squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby – You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

Swallowing Coins
1st child – When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child – When 2nd child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.
3rd child – When 3rd child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance.


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