A zookeeper told the human resources manager that the female gorilla was on heat, but as they had no male gorillas they needed to employ someone to have sex with her.
The HR manager duly placed an advert and subsequently interviewed the only respondent.
The HR manager confirmed: “Our Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with her. Would you consider having sex with her for £500?”
“Well,” said the applicant, “I will on three conditions. First: I don’t have to kiss her. Second: my family and friends must never get to know. And third: can you give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together?”
