What happened to the Zen Buddhist when he stopped wearing shoes, eating right, and brushing his teeth?
He became a super callused fragile mystic with extensive halitosis.
Why did the Zen Buddhist decline pain killers for his cavity?
He chose to transcend dental medication.
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What was the hot dog vendor’s reply when the Zen Buddhist asked for the money left from the $10 bill he gave him?
Change comes from within!
Finally, if a Zen Buddhist becomes totally involved with working on a computer, does he enter Nerdvana?
Which reminds me of this classic from 
