Archive for January, 2011

Two Funny

Friday, January 21st, 2011

Two Funny

There once Was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was ‘Onestone’.

He hated That name and Asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After Years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,’ If Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!’ The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one Day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, ‘Good Morning, Onestone.’

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next Day, until Blue Bird died from Exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one Dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village After being away.

Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird’s cousin, was overjoyed When she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, ‘Good to see you, Onestone.’

Onestone Grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her All day, made love to her all night, made love to her all The next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn’t die!

Because, as everyone knows…

You can’t kill two Birds with OneStone!!!

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Semi-Streaming Thoughts

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

I should add a category for half-baked jokes, but too lazy to (note other blog is Cheap Lazy Investing)

I was suffering a stream of consciousness during a commute, which may have been an entertaining video (if you find psychotic stressful ramblings to no one else amusing) but not a good read. But it lead to things like:

My stream of consciousness of consist of urine…

The only way to tell the difference between my stream of consciousness and my stream of urine is which head I shake when done…

And it just went downhill from there 🙂

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