I should add a category for half-baked jokes, but too lazy to (note other blog is Cheap Lazy Investing)
I was suffering a stream of consciousness during a commute, which may have been an entertaining video (if you find psychotic stressful ramblings to no one else amusing) but not a good read. But it lead to things like:
My stream of consciousness of consist of urine…
The only way to tell the difference between my stream of consciousness and my stream of urine is which head I shake when done…
And it just went downhill from there 
