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As We Used to Say When I Was a Kid: Don’t Let Your Bread Loaf

One morning, two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench. The 87 year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.  The 80 year-old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him how it did it.

The 87 year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day.  It keeps your energy level high and you’ll perform great with the ladies.”

So, on the way home the 80 year-old stopped at the bakery.  As he was looking around, the lady behind the counter asked if he needed any help.

He asked, “Do you have any rye bread?”

“Yes, it’s our specialty. We have a whole shelf fresh from the oven. Would you like some?”

He said, “Give me 5 loaves.”

She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves!  By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”

He replied, “I can’t believe it. Everybody knows about this shit but me.”


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