After years of being the only reader of this blog, I figured I would start posting pet peeves and see if people might read them and leave funny comments.
To start off, I hate it when people who pollute their coffee with contents other than coffee fill their cup and then leave it under the coffee urn while picking up all their little wimpy ingredients and then mixing them in like it was the science project their semester grade depends on. Hey, morons, the ten people behind you would like to wake up to. Put the coffee in the cup and get the hell out of the way. Go dilute your caffeine somewhere else, like your desk. You know, the place you will avoid all day long while yapping about the lack of creamer in the fridge and what you just posted on Facebook?