Archive for May, 2013


Friday, May 24th, 2013

The act of farting at the same time as the dog.


Quantum Endeavors

Monday, May 20th, 2013

An optimist assumes that an endeavor will be successful.

A pessimist assumes it will fail. A realist does not assume.

The realist sees (or, more correctly, doesn’t see) the outcome of an endeavor just as Schrödinger saw his cat, where the endeavor has both succeeded and failed and the quantum realities do not collapse until the end of the endeavor is passed.

This is why realists often accomplish more while suffering more stomach aches.