What is with the new Extenze pitch about its not just size, it is better and longer love-making? The ads run at times when the only guys watching can have their love-making made better with a new subscription to Hustler, replacing the ten year-old copies they stole from their father. They are probably happier if it takes less time so they can go back on-line and tell other guys how they just made it with Lara Croft again.
I think that is where the term hand held game came from.
If Apple released a PC that ran Windows Vista it would eventually be referred to as the iCrash.
Seen today:
Man wearing a leather jacket with a fur collar and cargo shorts
Woman wearing fur-lined clogs.
How can I even consider the possibility of life after death when I have not experienced life before coffee?
Inspired this morning by the W in New York City where there is no in-room coffee maker
A calendar as measuring device would be called an oldometer.
If lnowing your credit sccore is worth it, why does the spoke singer heep having the same credit problems? Can he not afford free or does what he get for free not help him at all?
…Happens when one thinks clearly about a problem for the first time despite the ingrained habit of acting stupidly.
Tongue training in church means taking the second syllable out of Catholic.
After spending the day at an amusement park with the family, I know now how the Golden Goose felt…after a visit to the proctologist!
There are cynics amongst us (if you are reading this, you should know that by now) who say that the most pleasurable part of a sauna is getting out of it and being relieved from the heat.
Coding software is like that, sometimes. You will always run across a bug in your software, or poor documentation, or an upgrade or language shift where all the things you expect to be there aren’t. So you bang your head against the wall until a solution falls out it (hopefully your head, though the wall has contributed on occasion). And then you stop banging your head and give it a final slap as you solve the problem. Then it feels good. So good, you wind up banging your head again in a few months/days/hours over another problem.
