FUQ Forwards™

I should add a category for half-baked jokes, but too lazy to (note other blog is Cheap Lazy Investing)

I was suffering a stream of consciousness during a commute, which may have been an entertaining video (if you find psychotic stressful ramblings to no one else amusing) but not a good read. But it lead to things like:

My stream of consciousness of consist of urine…

The only way to tell the difference between my stream of consciousness and my stream of urine is which head I shake when done…

And it just went downhill from there

What is with the new Extenze pitch about its not just size, it is better and longer love-making? The ads run at times when the only guys watching can have their love-making made better with a new subscription to Hustler, replacing the ten year-old copies they stole from their father. They are probably happier if it takes less time so they can go back on-line and tell other guys how they just made it with Lara Croft again.

I think that is where the term hand held game came from.

Seen today:
Man wearing a leather jacket with a fur collar and cargo shorts

Woman wearing fur-lined clogs.