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Semi-Streaming Thoughts

admin — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:25:12 +0000

I should add a category for half-baked jokes, but too lazy to (note other blog is Cheap Lazy Investing)

I was suffering a stream of consciousness during a commute, which may have been an entertaining video (if you find psychotic stressful ramblings to no one else amusing) but not a good read. But it lead to things like:

My stream of consciousness of consist of urine…

The only way to tell the difference between my stream of consciousness and my stream of urine is which head I shake when done…

And it just went downhill from there

Extended Riff

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:00:21 +0000

What is with the new Extenze pitch about its not just size, it is better and longer love-making? The ads run at times when the only guys watching can have their love-making made better with a new subscription to Hustler, replacing the ten year-old copies they stole from their father. They are probably happier if it takes less time so they can go back on-line and tell other guys how they just made it with Lara Croft again.

I think that is where the term hand held game came from.

Predicting the Future

admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:18:45 +0000

If Apple released a PC that ran Windows Vista it would eventually be referred to as the iCrash.

New York Spring Fasion

admin — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:41:18 +0000

Seen today:
Man wearing a leather jacket with a fur collar and cargo shorts

Woman wearing fur-lined clogs.

Awakening

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:59:33 +0000

How can I even consider the possibility of life after death when I have not experienced life before coffee?
Inspired this morning by the W in New York City where there is no in-room coffee maker

Measuring The Speed of Life

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:31:03 +0000

A calendar as measuring device would be called an oldometer.

Sometimes Free is Too Much

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:55:56 +0000

If lnowing your credit sccore is worth it, why does the spoke singer heep having the same credit problems? Can he not afford free or does what he get for free not help him at all?

Inspiration…

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:24:11 +0000

…Happens when one thinks clearly about a problem for the first time despite the ingrained habit of acting stupidly.

Pursed Pucker Pope Pun

admin — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:14:58 +0000

Tongue training in church means taking the second syllable out of Catholic.

Amusement Park From The Dad’s Perspective

admin — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:38:54 +0000

After spending the day at an amusement park with the family, I know now how the Golden Goose felt…after a visit to the proctologist!