If Apple released a PC that ran Windows Vista it would eventually be referred to as the iCrash.
Archive for the ‘One Liners’ Category
Predicting the Future
Monday, August 2nd, 2010
Awakening
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010How can I even consider the possibility of life after death when I have not experienced life before coffee?
Inspired this morning by the W in New York City where there is no in-room coffee maker
Measuring The Speed of Life
Monday, February 1st, 2010A calendar as measuring device would be called an oldometer.
Sometimes Free is Too Much
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010If lnowing your credit sccore is worth it, why does the spoke singer heep having the same credit problems? Can he not afford free or does what he get for free not help him at all?
Inspiration…
Monday, January 25th, 2010…Happens when one thinks clearly about a problem for the first time despite the ingrained habit of acting stupidly.
Pursed Pucker Pope Pun
Sunday, September 27th, 2009Tongue training in church means taking the second syllable out of Catholic.
