Archive for the ‘One Liners’ Category

She can really hold her liquor…

Thursday, April 27th, 2017

but if she drinks any, that’s another story.

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Corporate Gift Cards

Tuesday, March 28th, 2017

When you want to reward someone for a job well done, but don’t trust their ability to choose how to spend it.

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Associate Geometry

Saturday, March 4th, 2017

Circle of friends? I can’t even draw a line.

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Exasperated Thought of the Day

Saturday, October 3rd, 2015

With some people, an instant message conversation makes one long for the speed-riddled days of the telegram.

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You’ve Heard of Rocket Surgery…

Friday, October 2nd, 2015

For the always repeating problems at work (like a project manager asking how long something will take that no one has ever done before), I give you a new phrase for the masses…

Groundhog Day on Elm Streetâ„¢.

Your welcome đŸ™‚

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Consulting

Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

Dealing with a lot of experts in auto-cranial-colonic integration these days.

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What did one Web Developer Say to Another?

Saturday, July 13th, 2013

You can do whatever floats your div.

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Stynchronicity:

Friday, May 24th, 2013

The act of farting at the same time as the dog.

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The difference between Dough and Doh is ug!

Wednesday, April 10th, 2013
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The Relationship Coin

Thursday, November 1st, 2012

When you are single, you can flip a coin and it will land one way or another. Once you get married, it has to land on it’s edge because there will no longer be any head or tail.

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