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Predicting the Future

admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:18:45 +0000

If Apple released a PC that ran Windows Vista it would eventually be referred to as the iCrash.

Awakening

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:59:33 +0000

How can I even consider the possibility of life after death when I have not experienced life before coffee?
Inspired this morning by the W in New York City where there is no in-room coffee maker

Measuring The Speed of Life

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:31:03 +0000

A calendar as measuring device would be called an oldometer.

Sometimes Free is Too Much

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:55:56 +0000

If lnowing your credit sccore is worth it, why does the spoke singer heep having the same credit problems? Can he not afford free or does what he get for free not help him at all?

Inspiration…

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:24:11 +0000

…Happens when one thinks clearly about a problem for the first time despite the ingrained habit of acting stupidly.

Pursed Pucker Pope Pun

admin — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:14:58 +0000

Tongue training in church means taking the second syllable out of Catholic.