Archive for the ‘One Liners’ Category

Predicting the Future

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

If Apple released a PC that ran Windows Vista it would eventually be referred to as the iCrash.

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Awakening

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

How can I even consider the possibility of life after death when I have not experienced life before coffee?
Inspired this morning by the W in New York City where there is no in-room coffee maker

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Measuring The Speed of Life

Monday, February 1st, 2010

A calendar as measuring device would be called an oldometer.

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Sometimes Free is Too Much

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

If lnowing your credit sccore is worth it, why does the spoke singer heep having the same credit problems? Can he not afford free or does what he get for free not help him at all?

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Inspiration…

Monday, January 25th, 2010

…Happens when one thinks clearly about a problem for the first time despite the ingrained habit of acting stupidly.

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Pursed Pucker Pope Pun

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Tongue training in church means taking the second syllable out of Catholic.

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