FUQ Forwards » roman candle http://humor.fywservices.com Forward jokes to fuq@fywservices.com Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:55:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Blowing Out The Candle At Both Ends http://humor.fywservices.com/2009/10/blowing-out-the-candle-at-both-ends/ http://humor.fywservices.com/2009/10/blowing-out-the-candle-at-both-ends/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:13:29 +0000 admin http://humor.fywservices.com/?p=132 Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to ye; aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?”

She replied, “Aye, that ye did, Father.”

The Father asked, “And be there any wee little ones yet?”

She replied, “No, not yet, Father.”

The Father said, “Well now, I’m going to Rome next week, and I’ll light a candle for ye and yer husband.”

She replied, “Oh, thank ye, Father.” They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, “Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?”

She replied, “Oh, very well, Father!”

The Father asked, “And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?”

She replied, “Oh yes, Father; three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!”

The Father said, “That’s wonderful; and how is yer loving husband doing?”

She replied, “‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle!”

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