He said . . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don’t you?
He said . . . . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . . That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don’t know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . . . . . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
