http://humor.fywservices.com Forward jokes to fuq@fywservices.com Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:55:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://humor.fywservices.com/2009/10/irish-diet/ http://humor.fywservices.com/2009/10/irish-diet/#comments Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:35:19 +0000 admin http://humor.fywservices.com/?p=121 An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks,” instructed the doctor. “The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs.!
“Why, that’s amazing!”, said the doctor. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The Irishman nodded. “I’ll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t’aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.”
“From the hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No! From the fookin’ skippin’!!”

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